1. You mention how much you like a song to a family member or friend and they assume it must be a Taylor Swift song - which they're usually right about.
2. You run home like a crazy person because you don't want to miss a five-minute interview with Taylor on a tv show...
3... then you complain when the next guest gets more time.
4. You spend most of your time googgling and youtubing Taylor.
5. You get annoyed at interviewers who ask her questions she's been asked dozens of times.
6. You always associate Tim McGraw with Taylor.
7. You clap after watching her televised perfomances.
8. You talk back to her on the tv or computer, as if she's speaking to you directly.
9. You have many conversations similar to this one:
Friend/family member: She's such a bitch in person but she acts all nice when we're on the phone.
You:Do you talk real slow...?
F/FM: Um... no.
You:...'cos it's late and her mama don't know?"
F/FM:What about my mother?
10. You can identify every known Taylor Swift song within one second of hearing it.
11. You seriously consider moving to Nashville - even if you don't even live in the US.
12. You wonder what Taylor Swift is currently doing.
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